Rapidrazor!
Quick as a blade, baby!
I've been banned by just about every other site, why not make my own?
05/01/2058. I'm never good at intro posts, so i'll keep this suuuuuper simple. Rapidrazor, autobot, member of team prime (REJECTLAND.. GAG!) and stuck in detroit. Many people might recognize me from my racing days, the fire still hasn't left me!
05/03/2058. GOOODDDD I AM SO SICK OF BABYSITTING THIS HUMAN SLIME. Optimus, poor poor optimus, has sorta started using SARI SHITDAC as a sort of.........uhhhh......????? Numbing device, i guess. It's required i take the stupid crybaby out anytime i slip out, as if that'll stop ME! I try to have my fun still...its a mere obstacle in my path. Can't stop the fire babes!
05/12/2058. I always catch myself thinking about rodimus on slow days, y'know, when all the stars are out and stuff. NOT IN SOME ROMANTIC CHEESY WAY. i miss that twerp, seriously, genuinely.
05/13/2058. Holy shit. Like, actually, holy shit. We got a new member sent to our team today, some fucking nutbag named skrill. That is one mech I don't think i'll be toying with, his parts are all..wrong...and his voice is all scratchy and weird. He can't...stand straight? and his claws usually drag on the ground when he walks, same with that loud ass tail that clinks anytime it hits something. How does a mech get THIS damaged, and still functional? His eye can't even stablize man..
05/20/2058. Got a note on the commlink today! From those dorkass jettwins.......they sent me some photos of their recent missions out n about, talk about some stunning planets! I miss the stars, er, being IN the stars.
Earth has one shitty view in the city, and I can't slip out at night enough without prime barking down at me! Its good to see they're doing good out there, gotta admit...i was pretty worried about them.
05/01/2058. I'm never good at intro posts, so i'll keep this suuuuuper simple. Rapidrazor, autobot, member of team prime (REJECTLAND.. GAG!) and stuck in detroit. Many people might recognize me from my racing days, the fire still hasn't left me!
05/03/2058. GOOODDDD I AM SO SICK OF BABYSITTING THIS HUMAN SLIME. Optimus, poor poor optimus, has sorta started using SARI SHITDAC as a sort of.........uhhhh......????? Numbing device, i guess. It's required i take the stupid crybaby out anytime i slip out, as if that'll stop ME! I try to have my fun still...its a mere obstacle in my path. Can't stop the fire babes!
05/12/2058. I always catch myself thinking about rodimus on slow days, y'know, when all the stars are out and stuff. NOT IN SOME ROMANTIC CHEESY WAY. i miss that twerp, seriously, genuinely.
05/13/2058. Holy shit. Like, actually, holy shit. We got a new member sent to our team today, some fucking nutbag named skrill. That is one mech I don't think i'll be toying with, his parts are all..wrong...and his voice is all scratchy and weird. He can't...stand straight? and his claws usually drag on the ground when he walks, same with that loud ass tail that clinks anytime it hits something. How does a mech get THIS damaged, and still functional? His eye can't even stablize man..
05/20/2058. Got a note on the commlink today! From those dorkass jettwins.......they sent me some photos of their recent missions out n about, talk about some stunning planets! I miss the stars, er, being IN the stars.
Earth has one shitty view in the city, and I can't slip out at night enough without prime barking down at me! Its good to see they're doing good out there, gotta admit...i was pretty worried about them.