Daredevil!
The speed demon! Fastest thing on wheels.
Daredevil, con, 24. Soon-to-be legend.
01/03/2058. Hello wonderful internet world! I've seen that on this earth, mainly in your mangy organic circles, fanpages and blogs are common! As a future decepticon legend, I figured i'd get a headstart on the whole thing by making one OF myself FOR myself! Pretty smart huh?
01/08/2058. Blitzwing blitzwing blitzwing! Three faces, three modes, three times as insufferable as any con out there! Don't get me wrong, he's cool, super sick, real strong freak, but good lord! That poor mech is gonna get himself and those around him slaughtered! Insanity dude. Insanity.
01/10/2058. Another race down, another dent in my fenders, another win! I should really start keeping track of my race wins. Instead of going on another stupid energon scouting mission i slipped away to that 'supposed to be secret!1!1!1' street race that hapens every wednesday, same place, same time, like clockwork. Only hard part was thinking of a good excuse to use with megatron....Does he even still believe me?
01/23/2058. That good for nothing haywire really grinds my gears! Seriously, walking scrap metal! What good does he do? Seriously? He stomps around blabbering on and on about how iNfErIoR the organic world is! Extermination and bullshit! What a jackass! Thats a new word to me by the way, picked it up from a recent race. Its been playing in my mind...over and over...jackass, jackass, haywires a jackass! How could the allspark create such a...a Jackass. SUCH A JACKASS.
02/01/2058. Feburary...Month of love
...or at least according to the organics its the month of love. Human holidays are weird! Why have one day to fanboy about your love? Why not spend every single day of your already short and sickening lives loving it up? Feel the music! Go out there and be happy! 
Eugh. Feel like im typing like an autobot.
02/02/2058. Sometimes I take a big look at the other cons and sigh. Wheres the flair? The fun? The PASSION? The constructicons are greasy and clunky, Lugnut is...well, lugnuts passionate alright, but it's ONLY about the glory of MEGATRON! He can't shut up about it. Good god they drive me crazy, its like i'm the only one with a real personality around here!
02/08/2058. Black arachnia...what a woman! A freaky, mutated, angry-at-the-world woman! Now I have nothing against mutants, props to them (I guess), but if I ended up like her? Eugh. Somebody would have to put me down. Don't tell her I said that though....She'd throw a fit!
02/10/2058. Stupid sappy idiot warning, I miss my mom..Is that bad? Going off to fight a war took me so much further from cybertron than I thought! I wonder how she is everyday! Does she miss me? Does she worry for me like I worry for her? She's probably so proud of me..I hope.
02/14/2058. I hate this stupid human holiday! Can't stand it! The most embarrassing thing happened today! After one of those races, you know me, I decided to shoot my shot with one of the other racecars, thinking it was another cybertronian like myself! Turns out it was just another one of those human cars with windows too tinted for me to see the driver! I can't ever show my face outside of this base AGAIN.
03/01/2058.
01/03/2058. Hello wonderful internet world! I've seen that on this earth, mainly in your mangy organic circles, fanpages and blogs are common! As a future decepticon legend, I figured i'd get a headstart on the whole thing by making one OF myself FOR myself! Pretty smart huh?
01/08/2058. Blitzwing blitzwing blitzwing! Three faces, three modes, three times as insufferable as any con out there! Don't get me wrong, he's cool, super sick, real strong freak, but good lord! That poor mech is gonna get himself and those around him slaughtered! Insanity dude. Insanity.
01/10/2058. Another race down, another dent in my fenders, another win! I should really start keeping track of my race wins. Instead of going on another stupid energon scouting mission i slipped away to that 'supposed to be secret!1!1!1' street race that hapens every wednesday, same place, same time, like clockwork. Only hard part was thinking of a good excuse to use with megatron....Does he even still believe me?
01/23/2058. That good for nothing haywire really grinds my gears! Seriously, walking scrap metal! What good does he do? Seriously? He stomps around blabbering on and on about how iNfErIoR the organic world is! Extermination and bullshit! What a jackass! Thats a new word to me by the way, picked it up from a recent race. Its been playing in my mind...over and over...jackass, jackass, haywires a jackass! How could the allspark create such a...a Jackass. SUCH A JACKASS.
02/01/2058. Feburary...Month of love
...or at least according to the organics its the month of love. Human holidays are weird! Why have one day to fanboy about your love? Why not spend every single day of your already short and sickening lives loving it up? Feel the music! Go out there and be happy! Eugh. Feel like im typing like an autobot.
02/02/2058. Sometimes I take a big look at the other cons and sigh. Wheres the flair? The fun? The PASSION? The constructicons are greasy and clunky, Lugnut is...well, lugnuts passionate alright, but it's ONLY about the glory of MEGATRON! He can't shut up about it. Good god they drive me crazy, its like i'm the only one with a real personality around here!
02/08/2058. Black arachnia...what a woman! A freaky, mutated, angry-at-the-world woman! Now I have nothing against mutants, props to them (I guess), but if I ended up like her? Eugh. Somebody would have to put me down. Don't tell her I said that though....She'd throw a fit!
02/10/2058. Stupid sappy idiot warning, I miss my mom..Is that bad? Going off to fight a war took me so much further from cybertron than I thought! I wonder how she is everyday! Does she miss me? Does she worry for me like I worry for her? She's probably so proud of me..I hope.
02/14/2058. I hate this stupid human holiday! Can't stand it! The most embarrassing thing happened today! After one of those races, you know me, I decided to shoot my shot with one of the other racecars, thinking it was another cybertronian like myself! Turns out it was just another one of those human cars with windows too tinted for me to see the driver! I can't ever show my face outside of this base AGAIN.
03/01/2058.