Haywire.

PREPARE FOR EXTINCTION, ORGANIC WORMS.

THE BLUE PEST TOLD ME I SHOULD CREATE A WEBSITE TO ORGANIZE MY THOUGHTS. I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS.
IT IS 2058. DETROIT.
02022058. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE MY WORDS SMALLER. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I MUST REVERT TO..BLOGGING. IT IS A HIPPIE MOVE. A HIPPIE HOBBY. I AM NO HIPPIE.

02102058. ANOTHER MISSION FOILED BY THAT PURPLE STAIN. WHY MUST LORD MEGATRON SEND ME OUT WITH...HIM. WHY NOT JUST MYSELF? I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF, I AM NO SPARKLING. I AM A DESTROYER. DESTRUCTOR. UNFAIR! UNFAIR!

03012058. DAREDEVIL....THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. MY MOST HATED. THAT LITTLE RACER IS BETTER OFF AS A SPEEDBUMP, SAME WITH HIS FILTHY GREEN FLIER. COSTING US THAT MISSION! HOW DARE HE! I NEARLY HAD THE AUTOBOTS IN MY GRASP...ONLY FOR HIM TO SWOOP IN AND RUIN IT ALL. FLASHY CHARM AND SPIFFY PAINTJOBS WILL NOT WIN A WAR????????

03152058. i have learned how to shut off caps lock. i also now know how to do this. which is precisely how i feel regarding my last post. destroy.