Haywire.
PREPARE FOR EXTINCTION, ORGANIC WORMS.
THE BLUE PEST TOLD ME I SHOULD CREATE A WEBSITE TO ORGANIZE MY THOUGHTS. I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS.
IT IS 2058. DETROIT.
02022058. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE MY WORDS SMALLER. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I MUST REVERT TO..BLOGGING. IT IS A HIPPIE MOVE. A HIPPIE HOBBY. I AM NO HIPPIE.
02102058. ANOTHER MISSION FOILED BY THAT PURPLE STAIN. WHY MUST LORD MEGATRON SEND ME OUT WITH...HIM. WHY NOT JUST MYSELF? I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF, I AM NO SPARKLING. I AM A DESTROYER. DESTRUCTOR. UNFAIR! UNFAIR!
03012058. DAREDEVIL....THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. MY MOST HATED. THAT LITTLE RACER IS BETTER OFF AS A SPEEDBUMP, SAME WITH HIS FILTHY GREEN FLIER. COSTING US THAT MISSION! HOW DARE HE! I NEARLY HAD THE AUTOBOTS IN MY GRASP...ONLY FOR HIM TO SWOOP IN AND RUIN IT ALL. FLASHY CHARM AND SPIFFY PAINTJOBS WILL NOT WIN A WAR????????
03152058. i have learned how to shut off caps lock. i also now know how to do this.
which is precisely how i feel regarding my last post. destroy.
03202058. this entire army is made up of basketcases and inferiors. pests crawling through my plating infecting my tanks and other innards. ennards? innards????? whatever.................. pummel keeps insisting it is important i pour my spark and soul into this blog. but if i do that i would end up squashed under the boot of a bigger decepticon. destroy.
03222058. i do not enjoy the one they call prowl. not to say i enjoy any members of the INFECTED, TAINTED, PATHETIC good for nothing GAGGLE of autobots! i was simply sulking in the forests, moping about how i am destined to be doomed on this ORGANIC HELLHOLE crawling with fleshy rodents and high pitched screechers of various kinds, only for the autobot TWERP to ruin my thoughts and fling me right into a battle. DISGUSTING! AWFUL! i am...not a flexible model...that MECHANIZED CRICKET spun circles around me. it is SHAMEFUL. the next time i get my hands on him....destroy.
03262058. the winged rodent that follows the purple stain around is ALMOST. ALMOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as insufferable as daredevil. the horribles walk around in a pair....,,,,....birds of a feather.......AWFUL!!! i wish i was allowed to snuff their sparks out in my SERVOS!!! not that i operate well under orders........destroy.
04012058. I HATE THIS PUTRID DAY WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. EVERY INCH OF MY PLATING BURNS WITH HATRED. EVERY LINE OF CODE IS WRITTEN TO HATE APRIL FIRST TWO THOUSAND FIFTY EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FATOUS BEING CAME UP WITH SUCH A CONCEPT. A CONCEPT OF DAWDLING AROUND RUINING THE EXISTENCE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU? DESTROY! DESTROY! IF I AM EVER "PRANKED" AGAIN, I WILL TEAR THE MECHS FACEPLATE FROM ITS BODY AND BEAT THEM WITH IT. NO AMOUNT OF TINY BLINKING PIXELS CAN CAPTURE THE BURNING RAGE I AM FEELING.
04022058. i forget the blue one has access to this website, and he had approached me with worry about my..............posts. he's concerned. CONCERNED!!!!!! FOR ME!!!!!!! i do enjoy things. i enjoy kicking minicons down the stairs i enjoy shoving those around me down i enjoy wrecking havoc and eliminating the organic SPECIES THAT PLAGUE THE FILTHY EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! destroy.
04042058. tolerable. tolerable is the word i would use for the blue one. tolerable is roadowork, the less...............greasy.....of the constructicons. tolerable. a new word the blue one had tried to put into my vocabulary. i don't see a use for it, but i must use it, so i do use it. tolerable is pummel.
IT IS 2058. DETROIT.
02022058. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE MY WORDS SMALLER. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I MUST REVERT TO..BLOGGING. IT IS A HIPPIE MOVE. A HIPPIE HOBBY. I AM NO HIPPIE.
02102058. ANOTHER MISSION FOILED BY THAT PURPLE STAIN. WHY MUST LORD MEGATRON SEND ME OUT WITH...HIM. WHY NOT JUST MYSELF? I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF, I AM NO SPARKLING. I AM A DESTROYER. DESTRUCTOR. UNFAIR! UNFAIR!
03012058. DAREDEVIL....THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. MY MOST HATED. THAT LITTLE RACER IS BETTER OFF AS A SPEEDBUMP, SAME WITH HIS FILTHY GREEN FLIER. COSTING US THAT MISSION! HOW DARE HE! I NEARLY HAD THE AUTOBOTS IN MY GRASP...ONLY FOR HIM TO SWOOP IN AND RUIN IT ALL. FLASHY CHARM AND SPIFFY PAINTJOBS WILL NOT WIN A WAR????????
03152058. i have learned how to shut off caps lock. i also now know how to do this.
which is precisely how i feel regarding my last post. destroy.
03202058. this entire army is made up of basketcases and inferiors. pests crawling through my plating infecting my tanks and other innards. ennards? innards????? whatever.................. pummel keeps insisting it is important i pour my spark and soul into this blog. but if i do that i would end up squashed under the boot of a bigger decepticon. destroy.
03222058. i do not enjoy the one they call prowl. not to say i enjoy any members of the INFECTED, TAINTED, PATHETIC good for nothing GAGGLE of autobots! i was simply sulking in the forests, moping about how i am destined to be doomed on this ORGANIC HELLHOLE crawling with fleshy rodents and high pitched screechers of various kinds, only for the autobot TWERP to ruin my thoughts and fling me right into a battle. DISGUSTING! AWFUL! i am...not a flexible model...that MECHANIZED CRICKET spun circles around me. it is SHAMEFUL. the next time i get my hands on him....destroy.
03262058. the winged rodent that follows the purple stain around is ALMOST. ALMOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as insufferable as daredevil. the horribles walk around in a pair....,,,,....birds of a feather.......AWFUL!!! i wish i was allowed to snuff their sparks out in my SERVOS!!! not that i operate well under orders........destroy.
04012058. I HATE THIS PUTRID DAY WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. EVERY INCH OF MY PLATING BURNS WITH HATRED. EVERY LINE OF CODE IS WRITTEN TO HATE APRIL FIRST TWO THOUSAND FIFTY EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FATOUS BEING CAME UP WITH SUCH A CONCEPT. A CONCEPT OF DAWDLING AROUND RUINING THE EXISTENCE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU? DESTROY! DESTROY! IF I AM EVER "PRANKED" AGAIN, I WILL TEAR THE MECHS FACEPLATE FROM ITS BODY AND BEAT THEM WITH IT. NO AMOUNT OF TINY BLINKING PIXELS CAN CAPTURE THE BURNING RAGE I AM FEELING.
04022058. i forget the blue one has access to this website, and he had approached me with worry about my..............posts. he's concerned. CONCERNED!!!!!! FOR ME!!!!!!! i do enjoy things. i enjoy kicking minicons down the stairs i enjoy shoving those around me down i enjoy wrecking havoc and eliminating the organic SPECIES THAT PLAGUE THE FILTHY EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! destroy.
04042058. tolerable. tolerable is the word i would use for the blue one. tolerable is roadowork, the less...............greasy.....of the constructicons. tolerable. a new word the blue one had tried to put into my vocabulary. i don't see a use for it, but i must use it, so i do use it. tolerable is pummel.